{"product_id":"t-shirt-we-dont-lick-people-graphic-tee-lies-adults-tell-kids","title":"T-Shirt — \"We Don't Lick People\" Graphic Tee (Lies Adults Tell Kids)","description":"A soft, garment-dyed tee with a wry, nostalgic message printed on the back: “WE DON’T LICK PEOPLE” with the subline — LIES ADULTS TELL KIDS. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton feels lived-in from the first wear, the dyeing process gives each shirt a subtle, vintage richness, and the tubular knit keeps the silhouette clean and comfortable. Wear it to spark laughs and start conversations at casual meetups, backyard barbecues, or coffee runs. It sits easily in a weekend wardrobe and pairs with denim, chinos, or layered under a flannel for cooler nights. The humor is deadpan and familiar — a small, clever reminder of childhood logic rephrased for grown-up days.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed finish for soft hand-feel and vintage color depth\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL available; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":58113241612671,"sku":"21137745203138016779","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":58113241645439,"sku":"10103546895687112799","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":58113241678207,"sku":"14843562096605605184","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":58113241710975,"sku":"93981416697806604484","price":35.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0995\/4027\/1487\/files\/we-dont-lick-people-shopify-primary-source.png?v=1785878356","url":"https:\/\/moderntailor.co\/products\/t-shirt-we-dont-lick-people-graphic-tee-lies-adults-tell-kids","provider":"The Modern Tailor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}